This pretty much encapsulates everything I want in a relationship. Take note.
(Source: loveswhatwelivefor, via thatscrazysexy)
Sunday Morning Boredom. Askkkk ⇢
- Are looks important in a relationship?
- Are relationships ever worth it?
- Are you a virgin?
- Are you in a relationship?
- Are you in love?
- Are you single this year?
- Can you commit to one person?
- Describe your crush:
- Describe your perfect mate:
- Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Do you ever want to get married?
- Do you forgive betrayal?
- Do you get jealous easily?
- Do you have a crush on anyone?
- Do you have any piercings?
- Do you have any tattoos?
- Do you like kissing in public?
- Do you masturbate?
- Do you shave your neither regions?
- Do you shower every day?
- Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- Have you ever been cheated on?
- Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- Have you ever had sex with a man?
- Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- Have you had sex so far this year?
- How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- How long was your longest relationship?
- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- How many people did you kiss in 2011?
- How many times did you have sex last year?
- How old are you?
- If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favourite thing about him/her?
- If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- Is there someone you will never forget?
- Share a relationship story.
- State 8 facts about your body:
- Things you want to say to an ex:
- What are five ways to win your heart?
- What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- What is your definition of “having sex”?
- What is your definition of cheating?
- What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- What is your favourite role-play?
- What is your idea of the perfect date?
- What is your sexual orientation?
- What turns you off?
- What turns you on?
- What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- What words do you like to hear during sex?
- What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- What’s your dirtiest secret?
- When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- Who are five people you find attractive?
- Who is the last person you hugged?
- Who was your first kiss with?
- Why did your last relationship fail?
- Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
(Source: etmoonshade)
Waffles met his family today! These are some of his brothers and sisters. Can you pick him out?
More photos coming later of the corgipalooza.
SO FUCKING CUTE
(via corgisinspiredbycorgis)
Paramore Giveaway!
I’ve got a bunch of Paramore stuff that aren’t being used, so instead of throwing them away I thought I’d do a giveaway c:
What you could get:
- The ‘Paramore Souvenir Special’ Kerrang magazine (Includes 22 posters and some articles etc)
- 2 A4 sized posters that’re from other issues of Kerrang
- 2 Big posters (One is a double sidded of paramore, the other has Dave Grohl on the back lol)
- Two badges (A pink Hayley Williams kerrang one and a Brand New Eyes tour date badge)
- And an A3 sticker page (I apologize, some of the stickers aren’t there)
Rules:
- Must be following me
- You can reblog up to 5 times a day
- Likes don’t count
- Don’t make use a seperate blog
I’ll ship anywhere and contest will end on the 4th of February, so you have a month to enter, I’ll use a generator to pick a winner on the 5th. If you have any questions my ask is always open.
Good Luck c:
(via fxckyeahparamore)
I should print this out and give it to my coworker to give to his girlfriend because he tells her to shut the fuck up so much.
(Source: beautifuldiiisasterr, via justyouraverageacrobatkitten)
“Piss” is a short film about a girl trying to convince her feminist boyfriend to pee on her.
Official selection of the Miami Short Film Festival and Austin Gay and Lesbian Film Festival and Cinekink Film Festival.
possibly the most adorable film ever about peeing on people
A cute short about trying to include your partner’s kinks when they are not your kinks.
Fascinating little short.
This is great!
SO FUCKING CUTE.
(via jayandsilentboob)
Banksy on Advertising
“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are “The Advertisers” and they are laughing at you.
You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.
Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”
~ Banksy
(Source: elledark, via jayandsilentboob)
